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01-26-2010 01:36 PM
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News! |
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Jan 26, 2010 - 1:36 PM - by Heaven-
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Hello guys! Long time no news.
Lots of things happening with the team.
For starters we have 2 really nice additions to the team.
First off   Kowi has joined the team to play in our higher league games. He is a very talented player with experience. Welcome!
Second   BoX has also joined, very talented player. For now he says he wants to play in lower level leagues like ICL but he has the talent to play more if he so wishes. Aside from that he brings other unique talents like Map making. If You guys have not signed up for his cups you should check them out. Furbolg and Gnoll hood are the maps. Our very own Cruncher placed 1st in Furbolg#2 and 2nd on last weeks cup vs sTa.Moonfans. So welcome box, welcome kowi!
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Boasting our 1 Victory past 3 weeks. :\ |
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Jan 11, 2010 - 9:13 PM - by Heaven-
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KoD vs InfC
Solo:
 Axslav [1:2] Holyhuman
Cruncher [2:0] PriesT
 Capu [2:0] Tricksta
Deuce [2:0] Sonic
Twos:
Axslav + Minimum [2:0] antoliy + Tricksta
KOD[4:1] InfC
Loving the 2-0 Victories guys.  just gotta learn to beat pesu! In all seriousness the fact that we are having a hard time winning vs strong European teams means we still have a lot to work on, it is still comforting to know that we are far above in level of any other USA teams and that's not too shabby, but we have lost past 3 CCL wars and we got beat up hard on wc3l(which was expected but still). I really want to thank most of you guys for the dedication you have put to this team, I have not been able to talk to most of you guys lately due to my hectic life but thanks to the great work Blicero has been doing, and the hard work our active players have put up, we are ready to take on 2010 with many victories!!!
I have high hopes for this year guys!
With WCIP qualifiers coming up lets prove that we can beat up on non-USA teams too!!!
KoD vs eQ
Solos:
Cruncher [2:0] Soy
Plazmatic [2:0] Winterize
Sasuke [0:2] Sambo90
Axslav [2:0] LuckyGnome
rest of war is pending...
KOD [3:1] eQ
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King of the Hill #1 |
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Dec 11, 2009 - 2:06 PM - by Heaven-
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Sasuke vs Heaven
KOTH #1
Sasuke [1:0] Heaven
ai
Sasuke[1:1] Heaven
sv
Sasuke[2:1] Heaven
tm
Sasuke[2:2] Heaven
ei
Sasuke[3:2] Heaven
pi
Sasuke is the king!
Congrats and ggs.
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KoD News 2 |
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Dec 11, 2009 - 12:01 PM - by Heaven-
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We interrupt your daily browsing to bring you this short newsbreak from KoD Headquarters.
After much grueling investagation, Deuce (named after the action also known as taking a poop, letting one rip, dropping a large one, or my favorite mud butt) HAS BEEN CLEARED FROM ALL CHARGES.
When asked, Deuce has this to comment :
"It has become clear that I have overstayed my welcome in this bed, yo i swear i thought she was 18."
On a happier note.
KOD ANNOUNCES: KOD WEEKLY KING OF THE HILL:
Thats right bitches, KoD members will now go toe to toe in an exciting bo5 to see who holds the title for the week!
dum dum dum!
The rules:
1. No bitching of any form, I dont wanna hear any crying about blademaster crits or fucking towers. Nah uh... none of that.
2. It will be a bo5. Each player gets one VETO.
3. The map pool, and no its not full of dumb shit map like PTGL, damn. Real Men play on Echo isle. Anyway map pool:
Echo
Secret Valley
Melting Valley
Terenas Stand
Turtle Rock
Twisted Medows
Plunder Isle 2.0
Ancient Isle.
4. If you are scheduled to play and you dont show up that week, i will personally go to your house and take a dump on your yard, or Deuce you I should say.
GG.
With no further wait time, cuz i hate waiting:
week 1: Sasuke vs Heaven
Prematch Comments:
Sasuke: " I win remind"
Heaven: "shit"
MAP OF THIS WEEK: Ancient isle.
one more thing: anyone can challenge the title holder even before or after a set cw. For example:
Sasuke wins this koth........
Next week he is to play Capu,
Lets say Lacus can challenge Sasuke. If Sasuke wins then he plays capu like he was going to, but if Lacus wins then it would be Lacus vs Capu.
Hope that makes sense. You can only challenge once per week and can only get challenged 2x per week. <3 much love.
I know most our players kind of lazy so doubt my challenges will arise. :P
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Kod news |
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Dec 08, 2009 - 10:36 PM - by Heaven-
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Hello and welcome to this installment of KoD news.
We Lost our 2 past cw's in WC3L. Ouchy.
Not more to say about that, Our players did their best.....that's all we can ask for.
In other news Sonic the hedgehog joined our team. But then he left. to join his team again. He is as sure of what he wants in life as middle school girl.
Another has made the KoD headlines recently. Deuce has been in question for his behavior among another thing. The trial ended in his defeat and deuce received a kick for his crimes. However Deuce has filed for an appeal and it is being discussed. As new evidence from the scene of the crime might prove Deuce's innocence. We will keep you updated as this case unfolds.
Detective Heaven and Detective Blicero will be on the case!
As we move our focus now to sports with KoD. We come now to the story of Sasuke. Who has undergone rather controversial training method in order to improve his skills. He has been seen working even in the late hours of the night, reportes of him being sighted at 5 in the morning.
Coach heaven had this to say :
"Well you know I am always happy when a player works hard for his team. "
When Asked about the last incident where Sasuke was caught catching some zZz's in the middle of a clan war. Heaven only responded with "details, just minor details".
An investigation is now underway, to see if KoD might be overworking their players.
And this brings us to our last CW Worth mentioning and it boosted our e-penis:
This was our icl war vs Squelch Kommando, a team that likes to ignore people on bnet and wear no underware, this is how it went:
KoD vs SQK
Axslav [2-1] Fukaimori
 Capu [2-0] DV
Mass [0-2] KPAH
Cruncher [2-0] CMoK
Capu + Blicero [1-2] Kpah + Cmok
Keepers of Destruction [3-2] Squelch Kommando
Good job guys!
When heaven was asked by an angry nerdy mob "WTF YOU ONLY POST KOD WINS?"
Why yes i do!. cuz this takes a long time and why post a loss ! it makes me sad.
So suck it!
Stay tuned for more KoD news.
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